By Michael Hurley, CBS dangolka
dangolka (CBS) — New York Metropolis is dwelling to greater than Eight million human beings. The encircling metro space features a whole of greater than 20 million folks.
A few of these persons are followers of the New York soccer Jets.
These poor, poor souls.
Actually, given the entire cash and curiosity and a focus thrown the best way of the New York soccer Jets, there’s no rational or cheap cause that the group from high to backside must be a laughingstock. But on occasion, the group finds a brand new strategy to reinvent incompetence.
This week, after all, it got here within the type of an announcement that the group can be releasing operating again Le’Veon Bell.
This is similar Le’veon Bell who so badly needed out of Pittsburgh that he took a 12 months off. It’s the identical Le’Veon Bell whose ultimate sport with the Steelers got here after he stayed up late to ship out poor predictions by way of Twitter. It’s the identical Le’Veon Bell that the majority groups knew to keep away from previous to the 2019 season.
That, after all, didn’t cease the Jets from throwing $61 million at him, with $35 million of it assured. Not lengthy after the ink dried on that contract, it was reported that — WHOOPS! — new Jets head coach Adam Gase didn’t actually need Bell. That information got here not lengthy after the Jets fired GM Mike Mike Maccagnan … the person who signed Bell to that contract and ran the group’s draft.
Gase could have been proper in not wanting Bell, but it surely’s arduous to take him too severely today. He’s seemingly destroyed any potential progress being made by Sam Darnold, he’s struggled to attach and attain his gamers, and — oh yeah — he’s compiled a sterling 7-14 document as head coach of the Jets. Whoever might have seen that coming after Gase went 23-25 as head coach of the Dolphins?!?!
An “offensive genius” who (oddly) acquired reward for obsessing over work as an alternative of dwelling a traditional life, Gase has additionally seen his former gamers thrive with out him: Ryan Tannehill, Robby Anderson, DeVante Parker and Damien Williams are all gamers who’ve loved their careers with out Gase much more than they loved their careers with Gase. Now Gase is defiantly brushing apart criticism for his use or misuse of Bell and for his play-calling, whereas dragging his assistants into it.
Gase mentioned he talked to his employees in regards to the play-calling query — the individuals who work below him — and so they agreed he’s one of the best man for the job. #Jets
— Wealthy Cimini (@RichCimini) October 14, 2020
Gase additionally not too long ago threw Mekhi Becton onto the sphere whereas injured, which is an ideal strategy to actually welcome the No. 11 total decide to the New York soccer Jets franchise.
Again to the Jets as a franchise: They’re at the moment on their fourth GM since 2012. They’ll assuredly be on their fourth head coach since 2014 ahead of later. They made Jamal Adams — probably the most dynamic younger defensive abilities within the NFL — so disgusted with he group that he demanded a commerce. Proprietor Woody Johnson, lest we neglect, confronted some unsavory accusations this summer time in a matter that has but to be resolved. (Johnson denied the accusations of him making racist and sexist statements.)
Fascinatingly sufficient, the Jets haven’t had any stability because the cantankerous wild card referred to as Rex Ashley Ryan was operating the present. (And belief me: The Jets below Rex had been a cirrrrcus.) The Jets removed Rex after his act ran its course and the Jets went 4-12. Within the five-and-a-quarter seasons since, the group owns a 31-54 document, with zero playoff appearances.
Now, right here in mid-October of 2020, the playoffs are farther away from the Jets than even Jim Mora might envision. Heck, “average competency” stays a pipe dream. Worst but, for all of these poor guys and gals who had been born into their Jets fandom, the street map out of this mess is nonexistent.
Sadly for these of us whose happiness doesn’t rely upon the soccer outcomes of the New York soccer Jets, we gained’t get to see 1000’s of indignant Jets followers screaming at their mess of a group on Sundays. That may have made for some good TV — definitely higher than what the Jets are displaying on the sphere each week.
However at the least, in these unsure instances, the dysfunction of the Jets stays as prevalent as ever.
Now, picks! (Spoiler alert: I’ll be selecting in opposition to the New York soccer Jets this week.)
(Wednesday traces; dwelling group in CAPS)
Cincinnati (+7.5) over INDIANAPOLIS
People, we’ve got merely GOT to guard Joseph Burrow. Seven sacks final week. EIGHT sacks two weeks prior. That is no bueno, folks. We’ve acquired an actual disaster. It’s reaching David Carr ranges.
Have you ever ever seemed intently at David Carr’s rookie season, by the best way? After taking six sacks in his NFL debut in opposition to Dallas, he was sacked 9 instances at San Diego. Cleveland acquired hiim eight instances. Philly seven. Indy additionally acquired him for six sacks. Two groups sacked him 5 instances, and 5 acquired him 4 instances, and by the top of the 12 months the younger man was sacked 76 instances. Unimaginable.
In any case. Shield Joe Burrow. And likewise, Phil Rivers is toast. Thanks on your time.
MINNESOTA (-3.5) over Atlanta
I can’t imagine Dan Quinn was really fired. The person had finished fairly actually every little thing attainable to get fired over the previous few years however lastly it was a regular, run-of-the-mill loss to Carolina that did him in.
Shoutout to these clocks he put in in 2017 although.
Dan Quinn's workplace clock pic.twitter.com/FgcmQ2h69L
— Jonathan Jones (@jjones9) August 13, 2017
That clock friggin’ rocks.
Looks like a stable man, too. That’s the NFL, although. Hey, talking of which …
NEW YORK GIANTS (-2.5) over Washington
It’s loopy, actually, that the identical individuals who will let you know “FOOTBALL IS THE ULTIMATE MERITOCRACY! IT IS A MAN’S GAME! NOTHING IS GIVEN! EVERYTHING IS EARNED! NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU’VE DONE; THEY CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU CAN DO!” All of these of us are tripping over themselves to declare Alex Smith because the Comeback Participant of the 12 months.
Like, yeah, it’s superior that Alex Smith isn’t solely a cellular human being however is match sufficient to play within the NFL. Unbelievable. Who wouldn’t be glad about that? However with the best way actually each single media member has reached the brink of fainting when assessing his return final weekend, you’d by no means know that the person accomplished 9 of his 17 passes for 37 yards whereas taking six sacks. Usually, the Comeback Participant of the 12 months Award requires the participant to truly … you understand, play effectively. I suppose Alex Smith is the exception.
It additionally distracts from the truth that Ron Rivera benched Dwayne Haskins regardless of no main gaffes from the second-year QB, so he might begin his personal private venture in Kyle Allen, who was a shocking 9-for-13 for 74 huge yards earlier than getting damage.
It’s wild how dysfunction simply permeates everybody in that group.
Oh, additionally, they’re nonetheless known as “Soccer Crew.”
Baltimore (-7.5) over PHILADELPHIA
Evaluating widespread opponents is an inexact science. Truly, it’s not a science in any respect.
The Eagles misplaced by 10 to Washington (Soccer Crew) and tied Cincinnati. The Ravens beat Washington (Soccer Crew) by two touchdowns and beat the Bengals by 24 factors.
Feeling good in regards to the Ravens right here, on this battle of birds.
Pittsburgh (-3.5) over CLEVELAND
You might be as analytical and logical as you need, however generally the mind simply refuses sure realities. For example, the Browns? Of Cleveland? In Ohio? The 4-1 document?
Mind says no. Not occurring.
Chicago (+2.5) over CAROLINA
Neither group conjures up me, so I’ll peel again the curtain right here to disclose my dumb cause for selecting the Bears: I don’t imagine the Panthers are adequate to win 4 straight video games.
Is that rooted in stats or information and even actuality? Nope.
However cope with it. My picks. My guidelines.
JACKSONVILLE (+3.5) over Detroit
Adrian Peterson remains to be doing this factor. At 35 years previous. Unimaginable.
I wrote him off three years in the past. I’d assume many did. The 12 months away from soccer, the declining output, a 12 months with the … Cardinals? The problems in New Orleans. Scent ya later, you understand?
He has since run for nearly 2,220 extra yards and 13 extra touchdowns, including to his Corridor of Fame totals. Loopy stuff.
And no, I didn’t have a lot else to say right here in regards to the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Detroit Lions. Not my downside.
MIAMI (-9.5) over New York Jets
HEY! MISTER FLACCO! GOOD TO SEE YOU.
NEW ENGLAND (-9.5) over Denver
TENNESSEE (-3.5) over Houston
Credit score to the Titans, I suppose, for turning their huge COVID outbreak right into a rallying cry?
"They hate it!" @TaylorLewan77 pic.twitter.com/tyTMW5h6qJ
— Tennessee Titans (@Titans) October 14, 2020
I don’t know. Instances are bizarre. No matter.
Inexperienced Bay (-2.5) over TAMPA BAY
I’ll admit it: Seeing Tom Brady commit a downright Jetsian gaffe on nationwide TV has shaken me to my core. Say no matter you’d like about Tom Brady — and other people certainly have over time/a long time — however the one factor that was all the time objectively incorrect was any suggestion that Brady was something however one of the best clutch performer within the historical past of the game. Down two, down three, down six, down eight — didn’t matter. So long as there was time on the clock, Brady was the man you’d need main that comeback.
After which … he forgot the downs.
That it was fourth down.
I do suppose that Brady — having already screamed at his teammates on the sideline for committing 100,000 penalties — was attempting to do all of the considering for everybody else and it disrupted his thought course of. I’ve to imagine that, as a result of if there was another cause for a mind fart of these proportions then, effectively, we’re simply going to need to shut this entire season down.
As for the decide? The Inexperienced Bay Packers are fairly rattling good. Have you ever seen them doing the soccer this 12 months? Beautiful stuff. Aaron Rodgers had 13 touchdowns and nil interceptions. LOL! He’s additionally averaging 8.7 yards per try whereas finishing over 70 p.c of his passes. Yowzer. Not unhealthy.
Los Angeles Rams (-3.5) over SAN FRANCISCO
Some groups lose the Tremendous Bowl and are available again with a powerful sense of focus and dedication. Others return to work the following season and may’t ever fairly discover that gear at which they operated the earlier season.
It’s most likely too early to jot down off the last-place, 2-Three San Francisco 49ers. However with Prince Ali Jimmy G. getting flat-out benched final week, and with the accidents nonetheless posing a major downside up and down the roster, it’s not trying good for the boys from the Bay Space.
Kansas Metropolis (-3.5) over BUFFALO
The Payments are good, however they actually discover a strategy to face-plant in huge video games. Each Patriots conferences final 12 months, the playoff loss in Houston, and now the impromptu Tuesday night time sport the place they acquired blown out by a group that had barely practiced for weeks. Not loving them in huge video games, if we’re being truthful right here.
Arizona (-2.5) over DALLAS
Can I say one thing? In fact I can. That is my picks column.
So I’ll say one thing.
That one thing is that this.
, generally you go searching this world, and this nation, and this godforsaken web, and also you suppose … man, all people STINKS. Humanity? Look, I don’t suppose we’re at an all-time excessive. Simply the view from right here, of us.
But once we all watched in horror as Dak Prescott’s ankle snapped on our televisions, and as we noticed his unfathomably calm response, adopted by his emotional launch whereas getting carted off? It certain appeared like all of us had been feeling the identical factor on the identical time: empathy.
I’m not going to take a seat right here and proper some fluffery about how sports activities introduced us all collectively, as a nation. No. It didn’t. Everybody went again to stinking up the joint 10 minutes later.
However, effectively, I don’t know. Frankly it was good to see it and really feel it. Doesn’t come round too usually today. And it definitely by no means occurs when Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys are concerned.
It’s, nevertheless, wildly unlucky that it got here on the expense of Dak Prescott’s ankle. That’s unlucky.
Going to go forward now and decide in opposition to Andy Dalton on a Monday night time. Thanks very a lot.
Final week: 8-6
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